February 12, 2010 0

Lazy Link Friday #2

By Ryan Tiffany in Link List

Great tea packaging via Looks Like Good Design

Amazing, angular and retro feeling illustrations by Matthew Lyons

Vanishing Point from Bonsajo on Vimeo.

Some mesmerizing transitions by Takuya Hosogane found via ISO50

Lovely display of retro orange design by Alex Varanese found via Original Linkage.

January 26, 2010 0

I’m An Alien, Right?

By Ryan Tiffany in Writing

I’m sure I am not the first person to think that they must be some sort of transplant from another planet trying to make sense of the strange environment that surrounds us. I must be an alien with amnesia unable to remember what it was like on my home world and thus am forced to try to reconcile my brain with reality.

Authors note: If you are offended or annoyed by any of the following, I have reached a point of not caring about such things so please save the emails.

Here are a two things that have come up recently that I definitely don’t understand:

1. Nadya Suleman A.K.A. The Octomom:

I was more than happy to leave this narcissistic trainwreck back in early 2009-land but recently I saw her on the cover of Star magazine and my hackles where once again raised. This women demonstrates 3 facets of our new world culture that make me want to go screaming into the night never to be seen again

Celebrity obsession: she clearly has a unhealthy Angelina Jolie  fixation, the difference of course being that Mrs. Jolie has enough money to care for her small army while you count on us the tax-paying public to support you. And where as one half of the international adoption agency known as Brangelina is a gorgeous women, you are a silicon injected caricature who spends her down time working out and showing of your new bikini body rather than getting a job or bringing anything meaningful to society.

Narcissism: You think so much of yourself that you believe you need 14 clones. Instead of thinking about the societal strain of that many kids flooding into the system to an unemployed mother you only thought of yourself and how lonely you were growing up as an only child. You didn’t contemplate the burden it  would put on your mother who has had to use her retirement money to help you in what I can only imagine is your attempt at fielding your very own soccer team.

Lack of common sense: You actually thought that it was a good idea to implant yourself with 8 embryos when most doctors agree that even triplets are a risky proposition. You thought you could whack up your love into 14 slices and every child would feel loved and special. You thought it was an awesome plan to be on food stamps and welfare and then add to your financial burden.

The last thing I want to say on the subject is this: please make sure that the next time the doctor is implanting you with anything it is the worlds strongest birth control device. Something so powerful that sperm have no choice but to turn and swim the other direction.

2. Ban On Gay Marriage

I sometimes look at the calender in disbelief. We can’t possibly be in the year 2010, right? As recently as 1967 some states actually banned interracial marriage yet now that is thought of as a low point in our progressive move forward. It’s like we cannot learn that regulating two people that love each other is not only illogical but at it’s basest form is simply impossible. The majority of the push back on this issue comes from religious groups whose other hobbies include: protesting soldiers funerals,  making homophobic slurs while being homosexual, molesting alter boys, and of course blaming a devastating natural disaster on the people whose country has just been decimated. Why do you care if Frank and Dan want to get hitched? How does it truly affect you in your day to day life? If you believe that a union of this sort will somehow undermine your relationship then you need to take a very long look at your own life. And if your defense is a Bible passage might I also remind you that the Bible provided you with tips on the right way to sell off your own daughters to the highest bidder.

The way I see it in our society you are either in the plus column (meaning you pay your taxes, do your job and don’t burden our system) or you are in the minus column (you spit out a bunch of unwanted kids, leach off of welfare, don’t pay taxes, and think every thing should be given to you without any work). Gay couples by and large are in the plus column, they are generally well educated, gainfully employed taxing paying members of society who adopt unwanted children and are generally more grateful to be parents. Are you afraid that if  these couples get married and have a family they will somehow turn all of their children gay and the human race will cease to exist? If you do indeed believe that could happen please stop reading this now, find this nearest blunt object and hit yourself as hard as you can in the face because the rest of us are better of without you.

January 15, 2010 0

Lazy Link Friday #1

By Ryan Tiffany in Link List

Every Friday will be link day. A day for me to be extra lazy and just curate some links I enjoyed over the past week.

Music:
Ida Marie – I Like You So Much Better When You`re Naked


Radiohead – Talk Show Host


Matt & Kim – Daylight

Design:


One Message For You from aturtur on Vimeo.

Writing:(all acquired from Instapaper)
The Neuroscience of Screwing Up

Prisoners of Parole

The Jersey Shore Problem

January 14, 2010 0

2009 Top 30 Tracks Artwork

By Ryan Tiffany in Artwork, music

Here is the artwork for my ‘Top 30 of 2009′ Mixes:


January 8, 2010 Off

30 Albums For My Girls Part 2 (21-25)

By Ryan Tiffany in music

For those of you joining this list already in progress..explanation here.

25) Broken Social Scene – You Forget It In People
That something this layered and complex can sound so spacious and effortless is a testament to how great this Canadian art house collectives second disc is. The albums lush and atmospheric opening track ‘Capture The Flag’ soon gives way to the controlled chaos of standouts ‘KC Accidental’, ‘Almost Crimes’ and ‘Cause=Time’. Grab a drink, throw on ‘Pacific Theme’, and let this album wash over you until it’s final strings die away.

24) Radiohead – Kid A
Radiohead tops the list with 3 separate albums in my list of 30 as I am an un-apologetic Radiohead fanboy. Voted best album of the Decade recently by Pitchfork, Kid A presented fans with a new Radiohead. The difficult recording process results in a mixture of post-rock, jazz, electronica, and a cut-and-paste lyrical style that transforms the cold metallic clicks into a warm and organic masterpiece.

23) Modest Mouse – The Moon and Antarctica
“Everything that keeps us together is falling apart,” is the opening line to the major label debut of Modest Mouse. It is a sign that Isaac Brock and Co. have grown as a band. The haunting and hallow meditations on heaven, hell and outer space are woven together with layers of guitar, cello, piano, keyboards, and drums. This mix of hesitation and confidence at our surrounding world plays out on track after track and peak with the epic ‘The Stars are Projectors’. Like the previously mentioned Kid A, this album grows upon repeated listening until you no longer have any other sound in your head except the opening strains of ‘3rd Planet’, and the assurance that “The universe is shaped exactly like the Earth/ If you go straight long enough you’ll end up where you were.”

22) Arcade Fire – Funeral
For an album with undercurrents of loss, death, and the coldness that comes from growing up, to say nothing of the title, Funeral is also a celebration of renewal and growth. The moments of operatic beauty in this album offset the desolation in the lyrics. Case in point: the anthemic riffs and grand style of ‘Wake Up’ ultimately leave you with the lyric “I can’t see where I am going.” The album closes with ‘In The Backseat’, a plaintive tail of loss and the struggle to become the ‘driver’ of your life and not just a passenger.

21) The Cure – Disintegration
If this list were in order of effect on my musical trajectory the album Disintegration would be in the top 3 albums I would pass on to my girls. Perfectly encapsulating the loneliness, despondency, and fear of growing up, Disintegration opens with the slow build of guitars and synth and the simple statement “Im so cold.” Clocking in at just over 70 minutes, the Cure run you through every conceivable emotion before leaving you ultimately longing with the closing track ‘Untitled’. This was the utter brilliance of the album, that you get the faint whisper of resolution in these closing minutes that beg you to start it all over again, each time believing that things will work out while you sit in a dark room alone.

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January 7, 2010 0

30 Albums For My Girls Part 1 (26-30)

By Ryan Tiffany in music

I know my dad partly from being under his roof for many years but also from the music he played when I was younger. Not counting the (no longer admitted) country music phase when I was in high school my dad always had great music playing in our house and it helped me know my father even when we were not close. I want to give my daughters 30 cds (or by the time they are teenagers 30 neural implants) as a sort of ‘your father explained by music’ gift. These albums are in no particular order:

30) Bon Iver – For Emma, Forever Ago
A cabin, some heartache, hope, and a guitar are the key ingredients to this gentle giant of an album. Songs fade in and out on gossamer strings while threatening at moments to fall into nothingness or burst apart at the seams.

29) Stereophonics – You Gotta Go There To Come Back
Another album that can break your heart, make you want to drink and smoke, or throw away everything someone has given you. Riff driven tracks like ‘Jealousy’ and ‘Help Me’ punctuate the moments of blue-eyed soul that abound on this must have album. For anyone that has sat alone at 1:30am with a beer in hand.

28) Smashing Pumpkins – Pisces Iscariot
Released with little fanfare in the fall of 1994, this compilation of B-sides is to me the best representation of a Smashing Pumpkins album.  Fuzzed-out distorted gems like ‘Hello Kitty Kat’ and ‘Frail and Bedazzled’ and spacey epic ‘Starla’ show the band at the height of it’s creative stride. Throw in the delicate and wonderful opening track ‘Soothe’, recorded in an apartment with buses providing the ambient backdrop, this is must-have for any Pumpkins fan.

27) Sunny Day Real Estate – How It Feels To Be Something On
The first release of the reunited SDRE is to me the best album to come from the Seattle band. Presenting a more mellow and expanded sound-scape, the band flirt with progressive rock and and quiet ballads. Showing a maturity (see: no longer growling) Jeremy Enigk touches on spirituality and environmentalism  on tracks such as ‘The Prophet’ and ‘100 Million’. Although many fans will rate Diary as the best SDRE album, How it Feels is a band comfortable with itself and its music.

26) Sigur Ros – Agaetis Byrjun
Words are hard to come by when listening to this masterpiece from the Icelandic band and not simply because the Hopelandic language used on the album is one created by Sigur Ros themselves. Playing guitars with violin bows and singing in an angelic falsetto the band provides the soundtrack to Iceland. Beautiful, rugged, peaceful and apocalyptic sounds come together to create one of the best albums ever released.

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January 6, 2010 0

Really Brit? Really?

By Ryan Tiffany in Rambling

Droopy dog impersonator Brit Hume gave Tiger Woods some advice this week. Let’s watch:

Wow, where to even begin. Some of you that have suffered through my long-winded jags about religion will not find this shocking but for those of you I have yet to meet let me just say that my own views are much closer to Bill Maher than to Bill O’Reilly. I am not an Atheist but rather tend towards the Agnostic side of the equation favoring the idea that I don’t know. I think for a lot of people the ever looming presence of death in our lives lead us to religion. It is easier to accept that after we die we pass on to a greater place than simply return to the Earth. I like the Jewish faith in this regard that says their is no afterlife so be good to each other now.

I don’t know what happens when we die and I am okay with that. To me when someone says they know God exists without a shadow of a doubt and that he works through all of us I want to very loudly scream, “Are you high?” Seeing that this is not a generally accepted form of behavior I usually just make a mental note to mock the person later.

Here we get to my fundamental argument with Mr. Hume’s opinion: arrogance. Their is some inherent arrogance with most religions but especially Christianity that assumes that without a faith we lack the ability to lead moral and complete lives. That we are somehow less than of a person because we do not subscribe to your belief. I would argue that more immoral and abhorrent behavior can be attributed to religious fervor than almost any of force on the planet.

The last time I checked Buddhists didn’t kill abortion doctors, picket soldiers funerals, or molest young men. I understand that all Christians don’t engage in this behavior but I think Christians should follow a few of the rules set down to them from The Good Book.

One of my favorites that seem to conveniently slip their mind: Judge not lest ye be judged.
Translation: Shut up hypocrites who condemn others while strung out on painkillers, preaching against homosexuals while paying male escorts and taking crystal meth, or not taking your own advice when dealing with an affair.

On a last note, for those of you that think this country was founded by good Church going stock I will leave you with a few quotes from our founding fathers about religion.

Man once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without rudder, is the sport of every wind.
-Thomas Jefferson to James Smith, 1822

The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion
- George Washington

The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles?
- John Adams

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August 26, 2009 0

A degenerating Facebook Update

By Ryan Tiffany in Uncategorized

The following is a Facebook Status Update and it’s follow up comments…was I too much of an A-hole or right on? Please note that if given the opportunity to reach through the computer and pound the stuffing out of this guy who decided to call my Fiance a retard (without knowing her) he would no longer be updating..or breathing for that matter.

Jessica Shannon OBAMA….One Big Ass Mistake America
Mon at 10:47pm · Comment · Like

Jake ClemensWhat?!? u must mean dubya
Yesterday at 2:31am

Jennifer Shannon – Ah! Jess! Almost anyone is better than Bush and his cronies!
Yesterday at 10:03am

Conrad Nicklus – Well apparently Jennifer is a retard. Bush was not to blame for the mistakes during his term. It was the Democrat Congress to blame…In 1992 We madea huge upgrade with taking control after 40 years..Once the republicans took the House and Congress the Economy boomed (not due to Clinton at all, prove to e he actually managed to do something in the… Read More
9 hours ago

Jake Clemens – nothing else major happened in 2001 lol?!?
9 hours ago

Conrad Nicklus – 9/11 wasnt an economic or political issue. it was attack
9 hours ago

Jennifer Shannon – Wow, Conrad, you don’t even know me and yet you’re resorting to 3rd grade insults because I happen to like the current president and disapproved of the previous one. You’re making all kinds of assumptions about my reasons and my intelligence. I’m willing to bet no one can argue with you either, so you’re right… I’m not inclined to try.
3 hours ago

Ryan Tiffany – 9/11 was an attack that held great economic oppurtunity for companies that got no bid contracts (Halliburton being the main one) – If you honestly think our current situation isn’t a direct result of deregulation laws passed by the Bush Admin than you are living in some sort of altered reality where Unicorns are real and Sarah Palin actually makes … Read More
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Ryan Tiffany – As far as the 2001 collapse that actually had to do with the dot com bubble burst and too many people investing in new and speculative online commodities. You clearly only get information from the right wing which of course serves you very well since it doesn’t challenge you and only backs up your specious arguments. When you realize that both sides are filled with good and bad people you might actually be able to make an informed opinion. Until then, please quiet down you blowhard.
about an hour ago · Delete

Evan Clemens – PREACH ON RYAN TIFFANY! i dont know you but i like your style!
19 minutes ago

Conrad Nicklus – Oh Ryan. Trust me on this I understand both sides fully. I’ll give you a full view chart and line when I’m off the impossible to use with big hands iPhone
12 minutes ago

Ryan Tiffany – Let’s just agree to disagree..You will never convince me that the Bush/Admin was not a giant mistake that tarnished our World Legacy and by deregulation and cronyism crippled this country. I am not one of those pie in the sky Obama people that thinks he will solve every problem we’re confronted with. However, I do enjoy having an educated, well spoken President who does not base his foreign policy decisions on the Bible.

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August 12, 2009 0

ryan-and-the-pets

By Ryan Tiffany in Uncategorized


ryan-and-the-pets, originally uploaded by bella and ryan.

August 9, 2009 0

Roll Up Your Sleeves…

By Ryan Tiffany in music

Can’t really get enough of this one